Celebrities Without Makeup On!!!!!

By Sean Patrick

Tyra Banks

                           With                                                                            Without

Mariah Carey

                       With                                                                                    Without

Larry King

                    With                                                                                Without

Calista Flockhart

                        With                                                                   Without

George Clooney

                                With                                                                           Without

Lindsay Lohan

                                    With                                                        Without

Meryl Streep

                        With                                                                            Without

Mary Kate Olsen

                           With                                                                   Without

Snooki

                       With                                                                   Without

A List of My Phobias

By Sean Patrick

Handgendobia – Fear that the size of my hands means that I was born female. 

Everybodobia – Fear that another network will start airing Everybody Loves Raymond reruns.

Garaphobia – Fear that one day I’ll end up living in Gary, Indiana.

Onearmpullobia – Fear that me holding the record for most one arm pull ups in a row was just a dream. If not, the new record is 0.03.

Snookobia – Fear that because MTV was on during childbirth, I will name my first daughter Snooki.

Pintankobia – Fear that the pink glittered tank top I bought for myself at The Gap isn’t as stylish as the giggling saleswoman promised it was.

Toolchrisobia – Fear that any of the guys on VH1’s Tool Academy are actually the second coming of Jesus.

Kerrigaphonbia – Fear that I will have to make an emergency phone call but the only phone available for miles is being used by Nancy Kerrigan’s brother. He takes his phone time very seriously.

Cameltoboss’kidobia – Fear that immediately after I’m hired by a Fortune 500 company, I will be invited to accompany my boss and his kid to the zoo as a “get to know your character” activity, and will laugh out loud when his kid tells me to “look at that camel’s toe!”

Volkswagenazibia – Fear that because I drive a German car, I’m somewhat responsible for the Holocaust.

Arachnophobiaphobia – Fear of ever having to watch Arachnophobia again.