Facebook Quizzes
Something that I’ve noticed about Facebook lately is the abundance of quizzes that they have floating around. From “Which Office character are you?” (I’m Pam by the way) to “Which Sex and the City Couple are You?” (I’m Carrie and Big by the way), these quizzes are taking over Facebook. And guess what? I’m a fan.
That’s why I wanted to make my own quizzes. However, since I lack the proper tools to make an actual quiz,* I decided that I would just come up with subjects for Facebook quizzes as well as a sample answer for each quiz. Boo yah.
Which Natural Disaster Are You?
Tsunami, 2004
You tend to come out of nowhere! When it comes to social functions it’s rarity for you to show up… but when you do you sure make a splash when you enter a room! You love visiting third world countries and leave a lasting impression every time you do!
What Al-Qaeda Member Are You?
Raingzieb Ahmed
You’re hairy and scary! Most people don’t know who you are, but they sure want you executed! You hang out with a tough crowd, but because they are the only hate group that shares the same fashion sense as you, you find it hard to make new friends. You also take Forrest Gump-like pictures.
Which Rugrats Character Would You be Found Guilty of Sexually Molesting?
Phil and Lil
You swing both ways, partner! You’re an indecisive predator that is a sucker for two-for-one deals, and you seem to have a thing for little boys with gender identity issues!
Which O.J. Simpson Murder Victim Are You?
Ronald Goldman
You always seem to find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time! You have friends that tend to get you involved in fights that have nothing to do with you, and you unfairly share the brunt of these altercations! You also have a dad with a great mustache!
What Type of Roadkill Are You?
Possum
You’re disgusting and no one will care when you die!
Which Accidental Britney Spears Baby Are You?
Jayden James Federline (The Second One)
It’s because of you that your parents got divorced! You are a bigger mistake than Vietnam, and unlike your older brother, your mother doesn’t believe in your intelligence enough to teach you how to drive! But your dad is hilarious! (please visit www.seanssabbatical.com/my-favorite-rap-album-of-all-time It’s delightful!)
Which Serial Killer Are You?
Jeffrey Dahmer
You hunger for life, and human beings! You’re quiet and tend to keep to yourself when in public, but behind closed doors you take a bite out of all your wildest fantasies! Your favorite shampoo is Head and Shoulders, and your apartment smells like dead people. As Ludacris would put it, you’re a lady in the streets but a cannibal in the bed!
I also like the Facebook quizzes that offer one word answers without explanations. For example, I saw one the other day that asked, “When is your wedding date?” and when you were done with the quiz it simply told you what day you were going to get married. I wanted to make my own assortment of these quizzes as well.
What is the name of your future child’s kidnapper? 
Gary!
When will you get the death penalty?
Nov 17th, 2018!
How many weeks do you have before your wife discovers the sex doll in your storage shed?
4!
In your entire life, how many senior citizens will you strangle to death with your bare hands? 
5!
How many celebs will attend your funeral? 
2!
I love Facebook. I find the social networking tool to be enjoyable and hilarious. In fact, if anyone that works for Facebook ever reads this article, please consider it my resume.
*motivation and effort