Jan

20

Ode To My Sabbatical Lifestyle

By Sean Patrick

I woke up with a red stain on my new shirt
and it’s all my fault.
I fell asleep with a popsicle in my hand.
I don’t think I’m an adult. 

Gonna sit in front of my computer
and do some writing today.
There’s a Little People Big World marathon on
… I’m not going to do any writing today.

 

I should go to the gym soon
To help get myself thin. 
Forget it, I’ll just skip a meal or two.
I worked for that Olsen twin.

 

My money is starting to run out
Maybe I’ll look for a job today.
There’s a Little People Big World marathon on
… I’m not going to look for a job today.

 

Before I know it the day is over
And I really haven’t gotten much done.
I realized today that I’m glad I’m not a little person.
It doesn’t look like it’d be fun.

Little people