Charities I’m Thinking of Starting
The Fat Camp Charity – A charity whose proceeds goes to bribing MTV into playing their 2 hour documentary “Fat Camp” more often. I see it about once a year, and it’s usually airs at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday. That doesn’t work for me. They need to start playing it more frequently. Fat Camp is like a drug, and I need my fix.
The Jacksons: An American Dream Charity – A charity whose proceeds goes towards stopping VH1 from playing the biographical movie about the Jackson family. The problem isn’t that I hate it… the problem is that I love it. I have to watch it every time it’s on television, and it’s on quite a bit. It wouldn’t be so bad if the movie wasn’t 5 hours long. But for a guy who is only awake for 8 hours a day, 5 hours is a huge chunk of my afternoon. It leaves no time for gardening. This blog would have been done days ago, but no… I had to watch Tito get beat for breaking a string on Joe’s guitar, I had to watch Jermaine marry Barry Gordy’s daughter against the wishes of his father, and I definitely had to watch Michael get his hair burned during the Pepsi commercial shoot (”OW, MY HAIR! (lol)). Lets stop this madness before they start playing it on repeat and I become one of those people who never leaves their apartment.
C + C Music Factory Charity – A charity that raises money to buy every young aspiring musician a C + C Music Factory CD. The only way to get music get back on track is for these kids to understand what it really takes to be a true artist: a female singer, a deep voiced pseudo-rapper, a turntable and some attitude.
The Get Sean a New Heart Fund - A charity that focuses on getting me a new heart. There’s nothing wrong with the one I have, I just figured it would be nice to have two.
