Yo Momma Jokes
Here are some Yo Momma jokes I came up with today. Use them cautiously.
Yo momma gets nosebleeds!
Yo momma so fat, there’s an Amber Alert out for her belly button!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, she thought running for president meant running to the Jewel to buy President’s Choice cookies! (optional: “And they some nasty cookies!”)
Yo momma gave my dog rabies!
Yo momma’s toenails are so sharp, they were used to kill Nicole Brown Simpson!
Yo momma’s so clueless, she thought 9/11 was 0.818181!
Yo momma so poor and desperate, she brought Monopoly money to the currency exchange!
Yo momma’s eyebrows are so thick, Alan Thicke sued her! (with this one, quickly go into another “yo momma” joke before people realize that it doesn’t make sense)
Yo momma ate the library!
Yo momma’s missing!
Yo momma so dumb, she thought the vacuum cleaner was a device to clean her vacuum!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought she was putting farts into her gas tank!
Yo momma’s head so big, kids hope she gets dandruff so they can get a day off of school!
Yo momma’s a truck driver!
Yo momma’s so manly, she’s Burt Reynolds!
You momma so fat, she went back to the future and got stuck!
Yo momma’s dead!
Yo momma went to DeVry!
Yo momma’s so boring, she’s from Montana!
Yo momma eats so much food, she gonna get diabetes!
Yo momma likes flavors and winter so much, she ate Vanilla Ice!
Yo momma so deaf, she asked me to repeat myself! (optional: “Twice!”)
Yo momma so old, she knew the thirteenth president of the United States! (if the person replies with, “You mean Millard Fillmore?” come back with, “Dang, you’s a nerd!)
Yo momma eats’ bugs! (optional: “That’s nasty!”)
Yo momma has so many seizures… is she ok?