Ode To My Sabbatical Lifestyle
I woke up with a red stain on my new shirt and it’s all my fault. I fell asleep with a popsicle in my hand. I don’t think I’m an adult.Gonna sit in front of my computer
and do some writing today.
There’s a Little People Big World marathon on
… I’m not going to do any writing today.
I should go to the gym soon To help get myself thin. Forget it, I’ll just skip a meal or two. I worked for that Olsen twin.
My money is starting to run out Maybe I’ll look for a job today. There’s a Little People Big World marathon on … I’m not going to look for a job today.
Before I know it the day is over
And I really haven’t gotten much done.
I realized today that I’m glad I’m not a little person.
It doesn’t look like it’d be fun.










One Response so far
Brian
January 21st, 2010
2:53 am
All Mr. Roloff does is drink, breed, and lure kids onto his property. He’s like Michael Jackson with bad hips.. and a smoking hot wife.
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