My Morning Radio Show!
SEAN MILNA-HO! AND THE EARLY MORNING DINGLEBERRIES
Sean Milna-HO! and the Early Morning Dingleberries is a radio talk show that will knock your socks off! Banned by the FCC for playing our music too loud and saying things that would make Abraham Lincoln turn over in his wooden grave, we are now on shaking things up on Satellite Radio like it was the San Francisco Earthquake of ‘89. But don’t worry, we won’t selfishly interrupt the World Series! That’s not our style!
Come meet our crew!
SEAN MILNA-HO!
27 year old shock jock born and raised in the Chicagoland area. He has a PHD in loud decibels and being controversial! Don’t worry America, you can count on Sean to say all the things that you’re afraid to say! “On my way to work today I saw the gas prices. What’s that all about?!?” – Sean Milna-HO!, 9/23/09.
THE DINGLEBERRIES!
Fred Durst
Former musical revolutionist turned sloppy comic sidekick. He used to do it all for the nookie, but now he does it all for The Dingleberries! And he’s not afraid to say anything! “I don’t like these gas prices.” – Fred Durst, 10/7/09.
Eileen
26 year old female from small town Nebraska who just graduated with her masters in communication. Nerd Alert! It’s safe to say she didn’t know what she was getting into when she joined The Dingleberries! “Why do you guys talk about gas prices so much?” – Eileen, 10/22/09
Phil the Gross
Every morning show needs an ugly guy, check out ours! Phil the Gross is a 33 year old we flew in from China so we can get a fresh perspective from the eyes of a foreigner suffering from elephantitis of the face. “Mmph mmm mpph mm!’ – Phil the Gross, 9/14/09. Oh no he didn’t!
Sleepy Susie 
Wake up, little Susie. Oh wait, she can’t! 24 year old Sleepy Suzie has been in an induced coma for months! When she came on our show four months ago, Susie decided that life was a bore. So we put her into a coma, and now we’re not sure how to get her out of it! So if you hear heavy breathing on the air, that’s not Fred Durst pervin out over our hot celebrity guest: that’s Sleepy Susie catching up on some unneeded z’s! (it also might mean that we have to move Gary the Gross’ head because he’s having trouble getting enough air).
What Do You Guys Talk About?!?
Anything and everything! You think we won’t go there, but we’ve already been there and we’re just getting back!
Don’t like the weather outside? Call in! We’ll say the things you want to say about it but don’t because society says you shouldn’t! “This weather sucks!” – Fred Durst, 7/12/09. Did he just say that?!?
Think garbage smells to bad? Let us know about it! We’ll keep it real! “Garbage stinks!” – Sean Milna-HO!, 5/14/09. We’re gonna get some hate-mail for that one!
Also, tune in every FLASHBACK FRIDAY when we talk about celebrity gossip from over twenty years ago that is now innaccurate and sometimes offensive!
“River Phoenix has reportedly been partying a lot over at the Viper Room these days. I’m sure he’ll be fine.” – Eileen, 7/15/09
“Reports are that after filming Doc Hollywood, Michael J. Fox is interested in becoming a surgeon. I can see that working!” – Fred Durst, 8/12/09
“OJ Simpson is apparently going to be in a movie! I don’t know if he’s much of an actor, but he’ll always be the nicest guy in the world.” – Sean Milna-HO!, 6/20/09
Our Pledge to You
We at the Sean Milna-HO! and the Early Morning Dingelberries Radio Show promise a rockin good time in the morning, interrupted only by three hours of commercials from our delightful sponsors. We also guarantee a pleasantly different radio experience than any other shock jock program out there. We vow never to make light of any sort of mental disabilites.* Also, unlike The Howard Stern Show and the TLC network we refuse to exploit little people. We just want to listen to our music to loud and shake up the authority!
Sean Milna-HO! and the Early Morning Dingleberries is on the air every weekday from 5am-9am. Listen in as Sean and his gang of misfits say the things that you are afraid to say!
*Please note, Gary the Gross is mentally sound, just disgusting.
One Response so far
Chelsey Anne Fucito
March 29th, 2011
4:23 pm
Wtf is wrong with you! I mean really, you think it’s funny to post a picture of someone that had a tumor in their face and then clearly state a lie about that young man. What if that was you sir, ma’am, what ever you are. You’re a pack animal and feast on peoples pain, what ails you? You must not have anything better to do with your time then to create stories about others.
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