I’ve Been Cheating On My Blog

By Sean Patrick

I have a blog mistress.

Before you start casting stones at me, know that my blog means the world to me. I would step in front of oncoming traffic for it.* I would walk into a burning building if it was being displayed on a computer screen that was inside.* I would even propose to it if it were in female form.** It’s not like I’ve fallen out of love with my blog (I plan to name my first child www.seanssabbatical.com), I just found an opportunity to write for another website as well. 

The website is www.jockism.com

It’s a sports satire website that I was approved to write for. So far I’ve written about John Starks being accidentally googled by a John Stamos fan, the CIA discovering that professional wrestling is real, a Golden Girl marathon getting higher ratings than the World Cup Final, and more. 

Even though I will be contributing to this other website, I promise that I wont be neglecting seanssabbatical. It’s my first love, and I’m not popular enough to neglect it yet (for a comparison, if this were a movie about the rise of a rock star, this would be the beginning where I was still with my long time girlfriend, seanssabbatical. It’ll be years before I acquire a major drug problem and cheat on seanssabbatical with yahoo.com). 

So if you need a bigger fix of my writing and aren’t satisfied with this website, log onto the other one and enjoy a little sports humor. But then immediately come back to this site and apologize to it for being unfaithful.

* no I wouldn’t

** I would and have