History’s Most Famous Tweets

By Sean Patrick

“Mary is making me go to a play tonight. I swear, her luv for the theatre is going to be the death of me!” – Abraham Lincoln, April 16th, 1865

“Me and the family just missed our flight!! Bought 6 tickets for nothing!! ARRRRGH!! So mad!!!” – Jarod Canan, one of six Hindenburg survivors, May 6, 1937. 

“Just bought front row tickets for tonights game!!! Life is perfect!!! World Series, here we come!!!” – Steve Bartman, October 14th, 2003

“Planning on getting crazy tonight with the boys. Time to make a memory fellas!” – Joran van der Sloot, May 30th, 2005

“Work today and then a movie.” – Lee Harvey Oswald, November 22, 1963

“Bought my first dog today. Don’t know what to do with it.” – Michael Vick, 2005

“My apartment stinks. I don’t think my neighbor flushes his toilet. ” – Phil Kardian, former neighbor of Jeffrey Dahmer

“What the hell is going on?!?!?” – Helen Keller, 1922