http://seanssabbatical.com A comedy website that distrusts Hans-Rudolf Merz Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:09:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It's the blog that I've gotten the most grief about. It's the blog that has caused strangers to curse me out and tell me how terrible I am. It's the blog that has caused family members to change their last name and un-invite me to holiday parties. That's right, I'm talking ... http://seanssabbatical.com/my-most-despised-blog-now-with-audio SEANSSABBATICAL BREAKING NEWS!!! Everyday, millions of people use the word 'ignorant' to describe friends and strangers alike. But a recent report shows that the people who use this adjective most often are actually using it incorrectly. Rebecca Kimble, a lifetime resident of the Chicagoland area, is a living example of this phenomenon.  Last ... http://seanssabbatical.com/ignorant-people-continue-to-misuse-the-word-ignorant For reasons unknown, the sports website I was writing for has stopped publishing articles. Or maybe they just stopped publishing my articles. Either way, I only had one more article that I haven't shared with everyone, so I decided I would post it so it wouldn't go to waste. Keep ... http://seanssabbatical.com/my-last-sports-article I recently had the pleasure of devoting a good chunk of my evening at the local Walmart. Nothing makes me feel quite like a tortured war prisoner like spending some time at a Walmart shopping center. Everyone complains about Walmart. If this were a hip website, I would make the surprising ... http://seanssabbatical.com/aint-no-party-like-a-walmart-party GET EXCITED!!! SEANSABBATICAL BREAKING NEWS is the newest feature on this beloved website!!! Besides getting your non-daily fix of humor, I want this blog to also be a respected and dependable news source. Inspired by Fox News, I will be ignoring facts and necessary research in order to bring you the best and most ... http://seanssabbatical.com/seanssabbatical-breaking-news "Mary is making me go to a play tonight. :( I swear, her luv for the theatre is going to be the death of me!" - Abraham Lincoln, April 16th, 1865 "Me and the family just missed our flight!! Bought 6 tickets for nothing!! ARRRRGH!! So mad!!!" - Jarod Canan, one ... http://seanssabbatical.com/historys-most-famous-tweets Over the years we've heard many cute and comical stories involving the Stanley Cup trophy: it ended up at the bottom of Mario Lemieux's pool, Sylvian Lefebvre's daughter was baptized in it, Doug Weight adorably let his entire family eat ice cream out of it, and so on. But if the ... http://seanssabbatical.com/disturbing-stories-in-stanley-cup-history I wrote this story for the other website and am waiting for them to publish it. Either way, I figured I would share it with you all. My brother came up with the idea for the article.  Montoya Gets Green Card Printed On His Car Before Race In Arizona   Colombian Nascar driver ... http://seanssabbatical.com/sports-article Sometimes I worry that my blog only caters to a certain crowd (Korean war heroes). Although I love my readers, I want to take seanssabbatical.com to a global level. That's why I decided to make this particular post for all types of people.  This blog has a little bit of everything: ... http://seanssabbatical.com/a-blog-that-entertains-everyone I've been trying to take it easy on Mrs. Mr. Hans-Rudolf Merz for the past month or two. Around early May I started giving him a lot of grief, and although it was well deserved, I don't want my readers to think that this has become a political website.* But I ... http://seanssabbatical.com/how-hans-rudolf-merz-spent-his-2nd-birthday