http://seanssabbatical.com A comedy website that supports the life and work of Hans-Rudolf Merz Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:07:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en One night a week my gal pal has evening classes, meaning that for a few hours after I get home from work I am able to do whatever manly thing I want. Finally, some time alone to let the man inside me (eww) come out in full force. So what ... http://seanssabbatical.com/bachelor-pad When I was a kid, I loved the Bubbles joke. Here it is, in its entirety: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A kid fell in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? The kid took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door. I laughed hard at ... http://seanssabbatical.com/the-bubbles-joke Monday, January 2: Just got a full-years membership to the gym! They offered shorter memberships, but I won't need it! This is the year! I know I said that last year, but I got that hip injury in early January after bowling and didn't want to cause any permanent damage, ... http://seanssabbatical.com/workout-log-of-a-i-want-to-lose-weight-new-years-resolutioner Traffic on my website has been down lately. People would probably attribute this to my sporadic and and infrequent posting. Personally, I'd rather blame it on the holidays. And maybe 9/11. Whatever it is, it's out of my hands. I even resorted to putting up a picture of an old ... http://seanssabbatical.com/a-cheap-but-necessary-ploy-to-gain-an-audience I saw an old man with a black eye today. I couldn't figure out whether it was extremely sad or extremely bad ass... ...I think a little bit of both. http://seanssabbatical.com/old-man-black-eye Detroit Lions' fans recently made national news when they petitioned to have their Thanksgiving half-time show performance by Nickleback canceled. "This is a nationally televised game. We don't want Nickleback doing the half-time show. It would ruin Detroit's reputation!" While it is impossible for the reputation of America's Yeast Infection to get ... http://seanssabbatical.com/detroit-lions-fans-petition-against-a-thanksgiving-nickleback-half-time-performance-forgetting-what-it-has-been-like-to-watch-detroit-lions-football-on-thanksgiving Occasionally before the opening credits of a movie, a quote will appear on the screen that is supposed to relate to the film's story line. For example, before any action takes place in Kill Bill Vol. 1, this quote appears on the screen: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." - ... http://seanssabbatical.com/opening-credit-quotes It's been a long, long time since I last posted a blog. So long in fact that it took me a day of sorting through old emails just to figure out my username and password to log onto the site. I'm ashamed. I've been as absent as Patrick Swayze's ... http://seanssabbatical.com/its-been-a-long-long-time Seanssabbatical Breaking News!!! Over a week after Canadians rioted in the streets of downtown Vancouver, authorities have gathered information suggesting that the cause of the mutiny may not have been what they originally thought. After the Vancouver Canucks lost Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals to the Boston Bruins, mayhem broke ... http://seanssabbatical.com/vancouver-police-mistake-degrassi-jr-high-outrage-for-hockey-riot The Article Reply. A way for every semi-literate web fanatic to express their opinions on any news story that gets posted on the internet. Unlike the newspaper where it takes a reasonable response and approval by an editor to get your comment published, replying to a story on the internet is as ... http://seanssabbatical.com/the-article-reply