http://seanssabbatical.com A comedy website that supports the life and work of Hans-Rudolf Merz Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:39:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Over two years after Canada hosted it’s 3rd Olympic games, the host countries most celebrated rapper is still salty over what he describes as the greatest injustice since Section 13(1) of the Canadian Human Rights Act (it states that it is discriminatory to communicate by phone or Internet any material ... http://seanssabbatical.com/rapper-snow-still-upset-that-he-wasn%e2%80%99t-asked-to-take-part-in-the-canadian-winter-olympic-opening-ceremonies On Valentines Day, I got a text at 7:54 pm from an unknown number that read as follows: 'Uhm do u mind going to the lab with me tomorrow?' It's the most romantic Valentine's Day text I've ever gotten. Unfortunately I knew the truth. Some lucky person was sent an invitation to ... http://seanssabbatical.com/my-textmate On my way home the other day, with about 10 minutes to go before I reached my destination, I saw a man out of the corner of my eye taping up a sheet of paper on the subway. He taped the flier right as he was exiting the train, and ... http://seanssabbatical.com/dating-one-nite-stands-only Tickle Time Thomas Swindle, New York City's newest evil mayor, makes an astonishing announcement during his first televised appearance: he is offering ten million dollars to the first person who tickles Manhattan resident Carl Philmore to the point of urination. The city erupts in an elaborate search of Carl, who we ... http://seanssabbatical.com/movie-idea-tickle-time One night a week my gal pal has evening classes, meaning that for a few hours after I get home from work I am able to do whatever manly thing I want. Finally, some time alone to let the man inside me (eww) come out in full force. So what ... http://seanssabbatical.com/bachelor-pad When I was a kid, I loved the Bubbles joke. Here it is, in its entirety: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A kid fell in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? The kid took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door. I laughed hard at ... http://seanssabbatical.com/the-bubbles-joke Monday, January 2: Just got a full-years membership to the gym! They offered shorter memberships, but I won't need it! This is the year! I know I said that last year, but I got that hip injury in early January after bowling and didn't want to cause any permanent damage, ... http://seanssabbatical.com/workout-log-of-a-i-want-to-lose-weight-new-years-resolutioner Traffic on my website has been down lately. People would probably attribute this to my sporadic and and infrequent posting. Personally, I'd rather blame it on the holidays. And maybe 9/11. Whatever it is, it's out of my hands. I even resorted to putting up a picture of an old ... http://seanssabbatical.com/a-cheap-but-necessary-ploy-to-gain-an-audience I saw an old man with a black eye today. I couldn't figure out whether it was extremely sad or extremely bad ass... ...I think a little bit of both. http://seanssabbatical.com/old-man-black-eye Detroit Lions' fans recently made national news when they petitioned to have their Thanksgiving half-time show performance by Nickleback canceled. "This is a nationally televised game. We don't want Nickleback doing the half-time show. It would ruin Detroit's reputation!" While it is impossible for the reputation of America's Yeast Infection to get ... http://seanssabbatical.com/detroit-lions-fans-petition-against-a-thanksgiving-nickleback-half-time-performance-forgetting-what-it-has-been-like-to-watch-detroit-lions-football-on-thanksgiving