Bieber Fever is Becoming an Epidemic

By Sean Patrick

I went to the park today. While I was sitting on a bench, two 8-year-old girls walked by me. I didn’t mean to be a man in his late twenties eavesdropping on the conversation of preteens, but I couldn’t help but take notice of what they were talking about.

Girl #1 – Hey, do you think you have Bieber fever?

Girl#2 – Yeah, I think so. Do you?

Girl #1 – Yeah, big time. I even have one of his shirts.

I lol’d when I heard this. 

Ten minutes later I watched a bunch of ducks fly into a pond, and one of the ducks wiped out and smacked his face into the water. Although I can’t be positive, I’m pretty sure that one of the other ducks started laughing at him.