A Cheap But Necessary Ploy To Gain An Audience

By Sean Patrick

Traffic on my website has been down lately. People would probably attribute this to my sporadic and and infrequent posting. Personally, I’d rather blame it on the holidays. And maybe 9/11. Whatever it is, it’s out of my hands. I even resorted to putting up a picture of an old man with a black eye, the internets sure-fire way to gain an audience. But it didn’t work. Traffic is still sparse. This needs to change.

So in a cheap but necessary ploy to get more hits on my website, I’m going to have to give what readers want.

Lindsay Lohan recently did a photo shoot for Playboy, and the issue is supposed to hit filthy newstands next week. I just read that the photos were leaked to the internet, and after doing some research I was able to locate the Lohan picture that everyone on the internet wants to see. So although I try to keep this website somewhat appropriate, I have to do this. I hope you’ll understand.

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